New Expat Product...

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  1. Expat

    Expat Expat™ Knives Staff Member

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    We will be producing cans of Expat Knives Shot Group Tightener for you firearms guys. Now in a convenient aerosol can.

    If you're not happy with your groupings, just 2 quick sprays of this into your action and you're back to MOA.
     
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    Just another marketing ploy here.
    I read three pages of posts for...well...nothing.
     
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    MOA?? Maximum overall arousalo_O
    Is this another erectile disfunction mirical? Just in areosal form?
     
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    X2...
     
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    This is the Esee forum. You didn't expect a new product announcement to end up with a, well new product did you? Come back in 3 years. There will likely be a release date on page 136 of this thread.
     
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    Yep just 133 more pages of nonsense to post :rolleyes: That'll be a lot of B.S.o_O
     
  7. SEMO

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    No. Actually I expected a new line of stickers do be released soon.
     
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  8. Expat

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    In business school, we were taught that customers like consistency. We'd like to announce a new product when it was already stocked and shipping, but we don't want to alienate our customer base.
     
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    Yes we just couldn't cope with that!
     
  10. Strigidae

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    Yup. Soupy watery knives are no good to the public.
     
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    Expat kitchen knife maybe? paring knife?
     
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    Expat letter opener
     
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    We already have thato_O it's called the CL1:D
     
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    My guess is a butter knife.
     
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    Clear Pepsi has already been made. What else is there to add to the market? I'm so excited.
     
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    A light saber cleaver.
     
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    Since we are all guessing, im going to go with a meat fork that has a blade on one side of an outside tine and a button compass in the g10 junglas handle. Seems like that would be a good companion to a cleaver.
     
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    Can we get a bigger cleaver? Same design but 1/4" thick, and bigger.
     
  19. Expat

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    It's not a cleaver.
     
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    Is it an Expat Knives humidor full of fancy cigars?
     
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