New Expat Product...

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  1. SEMO

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    Expat stonewashed cmp-20cv can opener with a distal taper, sculpted micarta scales, quick-release-molle-backed-kydex-leather hybrid sheath, in fixed AND folding version. Optional CAT or sof-t tourniquet, side scan depth finder, single or dual exhaust. Scales are interchangeable with the Junglas and Cleaver. Death waiver signature required at purchase.
     
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    GET OFF THE STAGE! :mad:

    beer fridge smaller than a bread box....the hell you smoking? o_O
     
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    You havent seen my bread box.
     
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    Not healthy eating a lot of bread.....
     
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    Even whole grain wheat bread?o_O
    OH that's right some may go into health food shock:eek:
     
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    Beer is liquid bread
     
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    yea but its got booze in it......bread is just air sponge :D
     
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    I don't think that's right. My first sergeant always said there was a pork chop in every can. And he was a smart SOB.
     
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    Back to the original subject of this thread.
    @Expat Scout rifle bayoneto_O with beer bottle opener:D
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    The best rifle ever.
     
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    C'mon y'all... Expat created his own production company. His plans are to make ESEE themed commercials for his line using sheep, midgets and over priced beard balms.
     
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    @vBlake is that your front yard???
     
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    First of all... I'm lost in thought because I watched that entire thing in complete awwwe.
    Second... "I'm poppin bottle like what" is going to be in my head all day, and there is not a soul here I can show that too..
    Third.... It was a fancy looking yard however at 0:31 over Left Cheek's shoulder you can see a nasty yellow spot, I have none of those!!! :cool:
     
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    Strangely aroused....
     
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    You ain't right @Bushman5 o_O
     
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    your just figurin' that out? o_O
     
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    :D
     
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    Na just giving the newbies a heads up:D
     
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    Oyster knife/bottle opener with built in toenail clippers:eek: can't be hav'n scraggly look'n toenails while shucking oysters drinking a Cold one in flip-flops :D
     
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    I tried to google sammitch cutter and got all sorts of non-cutlery things. This could be revolutionary.
     
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