Welfare check?

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  1. Expat

    Expat Expat™ Knives Staff Member

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    Guys, I know a lot of you spend time in the woods around the country. I’d like you to do a favor for me.

    With the storms and the bad weather, I’m growing very concerned. I have not seen a picture of Bigfoot in awhile. I’m growing concerned about his welfare.

    Be on the lookout for the guy and be prepared to render aid. It’s austere conditions out there.


    Thanks.
     
  2. TerryD

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    He probably headed to Jamaica with Chupacabra for the winter. I've heard the goat is good there.
     
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    I think hes ok. Looks sunny and warm.
     
  4. Andy the Aussie

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    He's hanging out with a Yowie down here for the winter, last I heard they were seen laying in a creek drinking beers in the Barrington Tops Nat Park. He said he will head back over once 'Rona settles and the snow melts.
     
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    Here I was thinking this thread would be about EBT
     
  6. Expat

    Expat Expat™ Knives Staff Member

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    I’m thinking y’all aren’t taking this as seriously as I’d hoped.


    I’m gonna have a few words for y’all at Blade.
     
  7. Andy the Aussie

    Andy the Aussie Moderator of the Century Staff Member

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    I am dead serious.... !! If he meets a nice Yowie girl be may not return.... ;)
     
  8. Expat

    Expat Expat™ Knives Staff Member

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    Send pics
     
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    Before she grew her hair out and when she still frequesnted the rave scene....

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    They headed south for the winter about a month ago. Some how they knew the storms were coming. I didn't believe them at first, but they said just wait and see what the ground hog does if I didn't believe them.
     
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    Dude is struggling.

    Knees buckling in 3, 2, 1....
     
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    Dunno about bigfoot but the sasquatchs aka samsquanch is chillin about 130km away drinkin kokanee in harrison hotsprings..very content i assure you
     
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    I came here to see what ESEEs everyone was buying with their monthly check.
     
  15. Expat

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    I bought the izula folder with my stimulus.
     
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    FIFY
     
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    I heard they went south for the winter, right about the time oklahoma opened up a sasquatch season....
     
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    I am fine. CF106FFE-7410-45F0-AC97-5A602C29A811.jpeg
     
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    I am getting a flintlock kit with my stimulus. For the apocalypse...
    The one eyed man is king in the world of the blind.
     
  20. Expat

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    You’ll never have an ammo problem
     

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