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    I like to laugh, so I'll start.

    West Indian definition:
    Deceitful - the place is occupied

    "Excuse me sir, may I sit here?"
    "Nah, mon. Deceitful. Me bruddah sittin' here."
     
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    I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms and after I paid for my purchase the teller asked if I wanted a bag, I told him the girl that I planned on having sex with was not that ugly.:D
     
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    Jack and JI'll went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter..... Jill came down wit $2.50. Ooohhhhh!!!!
     
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    Dude........:eek:
     
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    For my Carolina friends:


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    Thats good. I had a bumper sticker made before because it didn't exist. It said "I have insurance and I'm not afraid to use it." Most people got out of my way.
     
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    Duct Tape, turning NO!...NO!....NO!... into MMMM!...MMMM!...MMMM! , since 1902~ Jeffrey Dahmer
     
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    That is sooooooooo wrong man....funny though
     
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    Dude, that gave me the willies!


    A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says "Five beers, please."
     
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    It's not really funny to make fun out of UK folks teeth.
     
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    If women with large boobs work at Hooters, where do women with one leg work?

    IHOP!
     
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