Esee sticker got me counseled at work

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  1. Black5

    Black5 Member

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    Apparently, the wisdom of my water bottle sporting a sticker with a stripper on a pole was questioned.

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    This, ladies and gentlemen, I sh*t thee not.
     
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    Strigidae Moderator Staff Member

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    Ha ha ha!!!
     
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    Corporate America!
     
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    Of course, you realize I will now be adding stickers to said water bottle.

    I need that expat knives tested on real humans sticker....but my wife has it on her water bottle.
     
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    They already took our sheep, not our ESEE Adventure Strippers too! When will the persecution of our people end?!?
     
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    They seriously thought that is a stripper and pole?

    Wow. Just wow.....
     
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    I would probably get fire at your job for some of the stickers on my hard hat.
     
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    I’ll see if have an extra one of those.
     
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    shaneadams90 ESEE Knives Marketing Director Staff Member

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    That's Wendy, on a rope..... Not a stripper on a pole.......

    Not sure what clubs they've been too where the dancers are wearing helmets......rough place for sure.
     
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    If you look, the "pole" is bent. The girl is wearing a helmet.

    I have been to places like that in Killeen, come to think of it, back in the 80's....
     
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    If you dont i think i still have the one you sent me.
     
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    You need to put a death to whiners sticker on there next
     
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    Oh...if I only had one....
     
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    I can do a run of stickers with ME naked pole dancing if you really want to start offending people.

    I have a "Crocodile Foot" pen holder on my desk that gets some great looks and the occasional comment. Most know me well enough to understand... :D I was recently in a meeting with senior people from another agency and one of them finally said "sorry...I can't wait any longer....is that f'ing real"... :D :D
     
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    @Andy the Aussie I "liked" your post because of the croc foot.

    The mental image of you dancing naked may cause me to become a patient at the hospital myself.

    Please do not think I liked the idea of your bare buttocks schlepping around a brass pole.

    At all.

    Yuck.

    Nasty...
     
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    I would get banned from this site if I posted stickers on my hard hat.
    Plus sized stripper. A girl's gotta eat.
     
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    Someone definitely needs to make a "Randall's Adventure and Pole Dancing" sticker....:D
     
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    I'll take 100

     
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    I'll add to that as well, if I posted my welding hood it wouldn't be good. I also have an extra "tested on real animals" sticker if you need one.
     
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    So, your employer has an issue with supporting hardworking women trying to pay their way through school without a glut of student loan debt or feeding their kids without having to depend on a man? Its 2019, shame on them. #triggered.
     
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