Ditch Medicine November

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  1. BigJake

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    I think you're supposed to say "Up Nort".
     
  2. Strigidae

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    Down sout? And up nort? Wat te ell?
     
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    Will do.
     
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    24 hours left. I have a film crew documenting my preparations and it will air on network tv next never.
     
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    Still in the hammock.
     
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  6. Strigidae

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    Hang tight. Hugh will be on site shortly.

    See what i did? Humor is important in an emergency.
     
  7. SEMO

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    Had initially planned to be on site for this class until local SAR training intervened.
    Hugh will knock the proverbial ball out of the park.
    Patrick will "fall" and you will have to "rescue" him.
    Jeff will show up, make some smart remarks, eat grilled chicken with Smokey C's white sauce, and show off his latest 4wd vehicle.
    The class will endure the PT, love the chicken, drink from the firehose of Hugh's wisdom, build some improvised litters, drag the SKED, lose some sleep, get in the pond, learn to love the tourniquet, repeat your ABC's, watch Patrick build a fire and try to copy, and, if you are lucky...ride in Jeff's 2017 Range Rover.
    Have a blast! Send a postcard! Post some pics! Enjoy the ride!
     
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  8. Jeff Randall

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    If it's a Range Rover the class would be pushing it, not riding in it.
     
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  9. SEMO

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    That might prove to be a great training scenario.
    SKED strapped to top with Patrick inside, Hugh motivating, Jeff steering, and class pushing. You might also work in that 55 gallon drum of potable oil water.
     
  10. Strigidae

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    Snickers and donuts are packed.

    SEMO if we end up pushing a car up that hill... I do know where you live.
     
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    Do none of you all care that expat is stuck in his hammock?
     
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    I figured that's right about prime grazing height. It'll work itself out one way or the other, might even be good practice for us.
     
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    You know he's talking about his banana hammock. But what happens at Ditch Medicine stays at Ditch Medicine right.
     
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    Ive got the flu-not kidding.

    You guys don't want to be grazing around me.

    Im just going to the class to get free IV antibiotics from Hugh
     
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    Hugh fills up his IV bags with tap water.
     
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    Just found my surgical stapler and some scalpels, wonder if i need to put them in my first aid kit.
     
  17. Expat

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    Placebo effect is cheap. Dont ruin it for me.
     
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    Sure! I got hello kitty band aids today.
     
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    Sked is loaded. Almost forgot it.
     
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    Antibiotics would be less effective on the flu than tap water. :)
     

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