Crocs for the win (or for 16th place)

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  1. Bushman5

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    ya'll on too much meth o_O
     
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    On longer days I tape the middle three toes together when wearing shoes. Helps us all go in the same direction!

    I have feet similar to that of a duck. Upon seeing some Mallards near the front door of an Allen Edmonds store, I decided to give them a try. I am sure that Bigfoot wears them for formal occasions...or when his wife insists.

    Having little experience with the 92 Berreta, I will not voice an opinion. But the 96D has garnered much dispisement that will be carried to the grave. I have become a CZ-75 devotee and plan on happily purchasing cheap 9mm to feed it in my waning years...I would still not want to fall on one or carry one for that manner. The Sig 938 has become my mainstay. If I were employed and had the choice a lightweight Commander would be used.

    If I become more feeble and tender footed in my 7th decade I will give crocks a try if the start making them in a wide clown like shape and are available in a spectator black and white wingtip boot configuration. Why not go whole hog?
     
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  3. Expat

    Expat Expat™ Knives Staff Member

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    I would expect nothing less from a man of your high caliber. Maybe we can contact crocs and get them to consider a wingtip version. I’ll work on that this week. Seems like a profitable use of my time.
     
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    Mother-in-law bought me a new pair of Crocs for Father's Day... a loafer style slip in. Perfect for around town,church, semi-casual attire and is as comfortable as my regular crocs 206058_22Z_ALT140.jpeg
     
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    We are evolving....brace yourselves:
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    Oh, Yeah! I want a pair, if they’re closed palm.
     
  7. Andy the Aussie

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    There is a scene in the movie Deadpool that goes right of the heart of this...
     
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    I don’t know what Deadpool is but the red outfit ain’t exactly dope looking.

    The crocs are, though.
     
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    Patriotic, Tie dye, or fleece lined.

    93E58C8C-F3EC-4706-A3D5-A95EABA38505.jpeg 82721214-56A5-4ACF-91A5-82BFE415E8AE.jpeg
     
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  13. Expat

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    To those choices, I say "YES"
     
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    Fleece lined, good for those blustery 58 degree Florida winter mornings.
     
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    I will say that wearing them seems to make my feet work out. Maybe ill be a barefooted fella like KMC someday.
     
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  16. Expat

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    It takes years to build up square feet.

    Which is the first step to cubed feet.

    When people employ the unit of measurement commonly referred to as “square feet”, they are referencing the number of KMC appendages that would fit in that space.
     
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    Ultimate Trap shooting attire. Crocs may have been in attendance but given little attention due to this dapper gent. 8FA03A23-F742-41F5-90EA-8CDC03C59A86.jpeg
     
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  18. Expat

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    Krieghoff?
     
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    Yes, K-80 Gold Scroll, two bbl set and skeet tubes. I thought I would sell it when I retired as I only go to a few competitions a year, but after so many rounds there is an emotional attachment. There is the distraction to competitors to shoot with a shoeless redneck in a skirt who possesses a Gold inlaid German shotgun but I guess it has become commonplace in these environs.
     
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    You need to break yourself of it. I'll trade you a well-used cleaver for it.
     
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