Wait ... can we say "cleaver kydex" on this forum w/o fear of being banned? I mean, it feels so close to "cleavage" which is so close to porn. I don't know, I feel reluctant ...
here ya go, not as nice as Alan's sheath, but bang for the buck, insane amounts of color and mounting choices..... https://linossheathworks.com/products/esee-knives-sheaths