Yet another new service from Expat Knives

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  1. Expat

    Expat Expat™ Knives Staff Member

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    If you get grief from your significant other about buying our products, or any product really, I have got the solution.

    For a mere $10 sent to my paypal, I will write you a note corresponding to whatever purchase you made congratulating you on winning the free giveaway prize.

    This should alleviate tension at home. And all for only $10!!

    Sample:

    “Dear forum member,

    it is with great pride we congratulate you on winning 12 free Expat Cleavers as part of our special summer forum contest. We hope you enjoy them immensely.

    thank you,
    Expat Knives”


    I think you all can see what a steal this is.

    so let’s get that money flowing!!
     
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  3. Andy the Aussie

    Andy the Aussie Moderator of the Century Staff Member

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    It's why you are the wealthy philanthropist you are...!!
     
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    I just carry a note that says "I approve of whatever thing it is that my child has done, signed: Erik's Dad"
     
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    That’s amazing. I really could have used this a dozen or so times already. Can you do it for firearms also?????
     
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    Once you learn how to launder your own money from the wife the above info won't be needed. Also buying knives that look approximately the same as others you already have works well, Once you have an ESEE 4hm, go ahead and get the 3hm and 6hm, the ladies won't notice an inch or two one way or the other.
     
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    My problem is the mail people dropping them off when I’m at work lol
     
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  8. Expat

    Expat Expat™ Knives Staff Member

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    I’ll do it for anything. $10 is $10.


    “Thanks for donating $5 to the [insert charity your wife would approve of]. We are pleased to say that your raffle ticket was the winner of this fabulous firearm. We hope you enjoy it. And thank you again for your willingness to help. It is people like you that make a difference in this world.”
     
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    they always notice an inch or two...lol
     
  10. FAL'ER

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    Well yeah, you gotta have a secret po box.
    Rookie!
     
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  11. The Marsh Gorilla

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    This is how I ended up with 6 AR rifles and 5 Glocks:confused::eek:
     
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    Beat me to it! lol
     
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  13. Andy the Aussie

    Andy the Aussie Moderator of the Century Staff Member

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    ........ I am in URGENT need of your service saying that I have won a "redemption package" for about $1K worth of 4x4 accessories....something along the lone of "cash will be credited to your account in 30 days".... that should give me time to pull on the fishnet and get back out on my corner to replenish the accounts I hit hard om the weekend.... :D :D
     

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