The "Official" confess your sins to Jeff thread.

Discussion in 'ESEE® Knives and Gear' started by anrkst6973, Dec 7, 2016.

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  1. Moonpie

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    I went through two child psychologists... first one shot himself in the head and the second drank her way into an institution...
     
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    Touche'.
     
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    Tip for the future: straight porn always starts with a girl.
     
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    Yesterday I saw a post from @Strigidae about some cool ESEE stickers for sale on eBay...and I bought one. Then I saw @Mike Perrin's post about the seller being a profiteering douchebag and now I feel guilty.

    Absolve me dammit (or send me some cool ESEE swag :D)
     
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    Ha! Ya, straight porn and scary movies lol.
     
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    Buying products out of the counterfeit and fake section should have been your first clue. I absolve myself from blame. :)
     
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    Yew fancy city boys, witch'er logic and reason!

    I just saw ESEE Stickers and was drawn like a moth to a flame. Ignorance is my only excuse :)
     
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    im just going to post this here......it will absolve me of all my sins.......



    and this:



    and this:



    and this:



    and this:



    ok....that should tide my sins over for a bit...
     
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    I molested myself today... I said no, but I knew I wanted it.............
     
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    Is it bad when the saturday after your last confession you see your priest out at a bar, you go over to say hi and he says to his mate "Heres the guy I was telling you about", then turns to you and says "Hey, tell my mate that story you told me"?

    Or during confession he interrupts you to ask the address of the place you're talking about?
     
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    ......happened to you to ??? And I thought it was only me.
     
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    I make all the #51455 Izulas in my garage.
     
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    Wrong thread. That needs to go in the "Confess Your Sins To Mike" thread!
     
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    In that case, my name is Big Jake, and I make #51455 Izulas in my garage.:p
     
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    Jokes on you. I don't have a garage. :D
     
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