The "Official" confess your sins to Jeff thread.

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  1. anrkst6973

    anrkst6973 Member

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    Here it is, just think of him as your personal confessor. Since I started it here's mine....Boss, I am truly sorry. I tried like 9 times to enter your photo contest, either I am technological inept, or my system is so old it simply won't cooperate in sending you an image matching the contest rules. I therefore withdraw any attemp at entry and wish the actual entrees the best of luck. Any other sinful..backslidden...decrepit...Esee brothers or sisters need to confess? Hmmmmmm?

    Jeff and Mike are good guys. They put up with a lot of bs from us, this thread is proof of that. :) us on top of dealing with jackweeds that throw Izulas or break their knives on purpose then whine when Mike lays into them....it's a hell of lot to deal with. Merry Christmas Esee people! Well..just because!
     
  2. Jeff Randall

    Jeff Randall ESEE Knives / Randall's Adventure & Training Staff Member

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    Dude, just take a pic and email it to me. Most all cameras nowadays already take pics way over 1200 pixels on the smallest side.

    Go and sin no more my son.
     
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    Andy the Aussie Administrator of the Century Staff Member

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    Last time I was in a confessional the priest screamed and ran outta his side of the box....and I was only up to what happened Friday night....things didn't get interesting till late Saturday...
     
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    DYSPHORIC JOY Administrator Staff Member

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    Child's Play. The last time I spoke to a priest he cut both of his wrists;)
     
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    Strigidae Administrator Staff Member

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    I still have your Bic lighter from field survival.
     
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    This one time.....at RAT Camp......
     
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    You did something with a flute?! Ok, what's your story?! Don't make it political like that trans stuff!
     
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    I think a few "hail Jeffreys" should cover all this. My confession would be I have thrown my ESEE 5 innumerable amounts of time. Trying to come up with a reason to talk to the head guy at the warranty department so I can offer him a job. I also once parked in a handicap zone.
     
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  9. Jeff Randall

    Jeff Randall ESEE Knives / Randall's Adventure & Training Staff Member

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    And that handicap zone was here at the farm!
     
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    RedEyedHog Moderator Staff Member

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    Forgot about that one. Ok twice.
     
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    One time I saw gay porn. Thought it was normal porn, just kept waiting for the girls to show up. Five minutes in, things got weird:eek:
     
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    How so?
     
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    He recognized one of the "actors" ....
     
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    yea, but what did you do to it? is it still sanitary?
     
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    And that's when he pressed the record button.
     
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    It rode around in my pocket for a bit till i got home then i put it up in the book shelf since. Been meaning to return it but it never crosses my mind when i pack to go to a class.
     
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    I started to type something and then realized it was so far outside the bounds of human decency.....that even I had to stop. You guys really bring out the "beast" in me. That may or may not be a typo.
     
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    Still not 100% sure. I blacked out for an unknown period of time and woke up to this! ce905-sheep.jpg
     
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    By chance, do you remember the name of the flick? Asking for a friend.
     
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    It was "Dueling Dicks"

    From what I've heard...
     

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