Junglas-II video by an idiot.

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    Twiztedthoughtz Member

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    I'm sure he will be taking advantage of the ESEE warranty. I'm sure if it was a knife from a company with a "limited" lifetime warranty he wouldn't have tried this.
     
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    I was about to post this the other day, but just didn't have the patience to write something about it... The sheer idiocy took my words away.
     
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    Totally agree with you! I wouldn't do that to my ESEE 5 let alone my Junglas or Junglas-II.
     
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    Here's a good review of a Junglas-II by someone that understands what a knife is made for.
     
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    I beat the living holy hell and snot out of my Junglas, and Cleaver........worse than that dude......

    but i will not stab a knife, ANY KNIFE into a tree trunk and twist it sideways.......NO KNIFE, except maybe the United Cutlery RAMBO machete (3/8" thick) would survive.

    common sense


    lacking...

    something about long leverage.........vs .....short amount of metal in a fixed location.....
     
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    What a MORON!! This is like sticking a rifle muzzle in the mud pulling the trigger and then blaming the weapon for blowing up!! Sorry didn't pass my test!! I wish we were still allowed to fix stupid!!
     
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    That much stupid is hard to watch. I don't understand the whole "tip test".
     
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    Wow
     
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    OK so I see people do this to test a lot of knives, i may be missing something but what practical purpose does prying on the tip have other than trying to break the knife? If I was @Mike Perrin I would just weld the tip back on and send it back with a letter letting him know he was a dumb ass.
     
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    He called it alright...what a stooge.Some people should just stay at the keyboard and not go outside....:mad:
     
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    his last statement got me worse than the treatment on the knife, where he said if Esee would change the tip he would recommend the knife. I really appreciate the no questions asked lifetime warranty but I think there should be an idiot clause.
     
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    "Ultimate Survivalist"o_O
    more like "Ultimate Dumbass":mad:
    Hey @Mike Perrin
    When he sends it in for warranty just regrind a point on it and etch another"I" so it becomes a "Junglas III" Just like the original Junglas only 2 1/2"s shorter:D
     
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    He did the "tip test" on this bk-7 but nothing like he did to the Junglas-II. Why? Well I'm assuming because of ka-bar's "limited" lifetime warranty. Ka-bar would call that abuse and refuse to replace it.
     
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    Guy buys a paracord bracelet and suddenly he's a survivalist
     
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    Only after he's watched every episode of "Man vs Wild" twice and drinks his own PEE :confused:
     
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    Hey you guys found my video!


    Just kidding. Videos like this irritate me. I don't watch many knife videos anymore. I guess actually learning to to use knives has mostly eliminated my need of online reviews.
     
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    Well some people shouldn’t have pointy objects anyway...
     
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    That top bent toward the left.

    Well...no feces, Freddy. Jam it in a tree, put your weight on it, I bet it will bend. Use it like a knife, it wont. Even a little prying, but this moron set out to destroy a knife.
     
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    Exactly why I buy ChinEsee’s. They never break plus are much more concealable. You can roll em up and put it in your pocket.
     
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    bahahahhahahaha
    Ultimate survivalist my ass... he's like 16 in his backyard with his moms camcorder
     
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