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    Had lunch today with a couple buddies, both work at the City Works Yard. We were in McDonalds, having some lunch when this kid about 11 or so just freaking LOSES IT on his mom because she wont buy another burger or something else he wants. Kid goes MEGA APE**** and starts a temper tantrum, screaming and throwing condiments, napkins, salt/pepper packets, his lunch, his drink, etc. Mom tries to calm him down and he calls her a nasty Expletive and a few other things. Smashes her cell phone on the far wall of the eating area and then goes and screams at the counter staff, demanding his chicken nuggets NOW RIGHT BLEEPING NOW! and calls the counter girl a ******** ******* ****!

    Manager comes out and asks the family to leave. Kid throws himself on to the floor and screams and pounds the floor.

    my buddy Jim is slightly obese, about 430 lbs, yet he is muscular and 7' tall and has a shaved head and a massive beard, he is also covered in tattoos. Forearms the size of the kids torso and big ham hands. Scares the hell out of me and I know him!

    He's about had enough of the little puke so he stands up, walks over to the kid, picks him up by his neck and in a big mean gruff voice BELLOWS at the little puke "YOUR GOING TO BE QUIET NOW! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO ENJOY THEIR LUNCH HERE!! NEXT YOU ARE GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR MOTHER FOR THE NASTY WORD YOU CALLED HER, THEN YOU ARE GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO THE STAFF HERE, AND ALL THESE CUSTOMERS WHOSE LUNCH YOU HAVE DISRUPTED. AFTER THAT YOU ARE GOING TO CLEAN ALL THIS MESS UP. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?"

    puts the kid down and stares real mean at him.

    first the waterworks started, then the snot nosed snuffling and sniffing and and more tears, then the kid says sorry to his mum, the counter girls, and the patrons. Jim follows him around the entire time. Then the kid starts picking up the stuff he threw, garbage etc. Jim hands him a wad of napkins and directs him to various messes to be wiped up. The entire place is quiet. People go back to their lunches.

    Eventually the kid finishes most of the cleanup,and is guided back to his mum by Jim. Kid says sorry to her again.

    I was dying inside laughing when Jim walked over to that kid after the temper tantrum started ....... Kids mom just sat there with a shocked look on her face. (she thanked Jim later)
     
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