As soon as I learn how to laser cut metal

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  1. Expat

    Expat Expat™ Knives Staff Member

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    ...I'm gonna cut this out of a piece of 3/8" stock and hang it out in the street.

    "Expat Knives: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap. The difficult done immediately, the impossible done by appointment only. Fugitives apprehended, countries overthrown, liberals converted, books balanced, oppressed freed, taxes figured, renditions rendered, ballads composed, dark ops organized, and church socials planned."
     
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    Andy the Aussie Administrator of the Century Staff Member

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    Back in the 80s a guy I worked with had a business card that read a bit the same. Though some of it I can't post on a even vaguely family friendly forum....
     
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    I knew a SEAL that had one similar. That's what gave me the idea. Like your example, this also was not meant for Sunday School.
     
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    About time someone organized those church socials. 30 bowls of various corn dishes and only 1 or two plates of fried chicken. Getting to where I might need to start looking around.
     
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    I hear ya! Why do you think we got into the business? We saw the need in the market place. 14 different kinds of green bean casserole just ain't necessary.
     
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    you forgot to include "virgins converted"........
     

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