Scottish guy on my team has two girls ages 9 and 11. Older one is normal, the youngest is described as evil by her dad and even by herself. My team went to a beach on a day off for a fish and bbq, and he manages to snag my finger on a hook. I drop him home afterwards and he tells the kids the only thing he caught was me (I show the kids the finger complete with dried blood). The youngest one looks at my hand, looks back at dad and says “Nice one dad! Fist bump!” I have concerns for that one.
"Not suitable for children or the type of people that absent mindedly put things into small orifices" Well that rules out everyone on this forum.
There was a conversation at work recently about what you do for relaxation.... there was a new psychologist present for the meeting we were having....as it progressed I explained that I had the skeletons of my victims arranged on chairs around a small table in my basement, when I was bored or lonely I went down there and we sat around the table and pretended to have a tea party and I spoke with them. Most who know me there, including the senior psych, just shook their heads as they are well use to my sense of humor, the new psych was lost for words....LOL As one of the other Team Leaders explained....don't bite, don't take his bait....if you do he will just keep serving them up for you till you go mad..... I saw my work as being done there at that very moment. I went home and told the skeletons all about it that night.....
I'll say something like you said, and the following conversation ensues inevitably: Shrink: Do you have any history of mental illness in your family? Me: I have an Uncle that does Yoga. That normally prevents me from being invited back to trainings.
If the meetings are in my office....I find most people get fixated on the Crocodile foot pen holder on my desk.... without fail one will ask and I simply explain that the Croc annoyed me almost as much as meetings do.....
No the boy is obsessed with wrassling and wants to beat on everything with a drilling hammer, pretending that it is a person.
Then he would use them on his little brother. He already tries to kick or clothes line him when he thinks no one is looking. His little brother is tough though and not scared of ****, the older one is a whiny crybaby. It won't be long before his little brother whups up on him. Their ages are like 7 and 2.
