Model 1--The Cleaver

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  1. Expat

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    We're working on an automatic, out-the-front cleaver next.
     
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    TTT just because this is such a good idea!!!
     
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    Why hasn't my cleaver been shipped?
     
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    I recorded an hour long show the other night and had only just begun the show before I had to leave. It was from the Travel channel and involved various BBQ places around the country. But one of the BBQ shacks they chronicled showed their specialty of pulled pork. The grillmaster was chopping it into a chipped style pork using not one but TWO cleavers, one in each hand. The man had obviously done some food prep in his lifetime because he more closely resembled a conductor (band) the way his hands moved above that chopping block.

    Some of you may need to consider having two cleavers. :rolleyes:
     
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    Your's shipped already. Should be there today.
     
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    @JAD I'll probably hurt myself with one, with two I'd probably accidentally hurt me & family!!!!!!!!
     
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    I've been thinking about this cleaver idea and I think it would be pure genius to have a pullout mustache comb in one of the handle scales and on the other side have a removable handle scale with beard wax in it.
     
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    Jeff, hire this man^
     
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    Some? Two? How about "All" and "More than 2"?

    I want a boat!
     
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    I have 3 boats
     
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    Vote EXPAT!
     
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    What is the warranty on losing fingers with usage?
     
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    If you damage the cleaver I bet they will cover it just like every other ESEE...lol
    Said person will just have to endure the typical Mike Perrin warranty conversation.
     
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    FOX NEWS BREAKING NEWS: NY man attacks NYPD officer with a meat cleaver.

    This just flashed across my iPad, so now it's going to be considered a lethal weapon. So who out there got their hands on a prototype????????? Just Damn.......
     
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    Any chance of a lamb splitter? Kind of like a cleaver, but longer, and with a machete-like point.
     
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    I'll trade you a polymer Ruger GSR mag for one!
     
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    Bump... I want me a cleaver.

    I also need a beard comb and some balm... preferably balm that doesn't smell like licorice.
     
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    You and me both! Plan is cleaver will be present and accounted for at SHOT. Orders will be taken then.


    @RedEyedHog has beard balm available in a chapstick like tube. Just PM. It doesnt smell anything like licorice. It smells like heaven smells: smokey and meaty. Be warned you only need a litte bit. Go overboard and the line of women behind you gets tiring.
     
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    @Expat this thing really needs to happen. I want one so freaking bad! I'd definitely use it for my home kitchen but camp kitchen would be even cooler with this and @JV3 patent pending camp cutting board for fresh tree rat or bunny stew over a fire.. @Theodore check out the cleaver.
     
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