Friends are having a combined bachelor party later this year. They sent out a survey monkey survey so people could vote on hotel transportation etc. at the end their was a section for other comments. My probably anonymous contribution was some life advice: When cutting bagels in half, put your finger in the hole to keep it steady. If you have a stutter refrain from saying the word ghost Bc it will freak other people out. If you get pulled over by a cop, don't be black. Don't use ad-blocker when browsing porn or you will miss out on all the attractive local single ladies who want to **** you. If your wife is bothering you with lots of texts, just reply "He's a bit busy right now " and then turn your phone off. Tired of rice sticking together when you boil them? Boil them one at a time. Hangman's noose might be the most useful knot if you're lonely. If you accidentally call 911, follow through and stab someone. Defuse heated conversations with you new wife by treating her as royalty. Use words like settle down your highness and relax princess. A ladder can be used upside down to climb down things. Always carry a small knife so if someone needs something from you, you can threaten them with it. And finally, if your wife pulls a knife on you during an argument, grab bread and mayo and her womanly instincts will kick in and she'all make a sandwich instead.
Awesome!!! Thanks Allen!! To save on shipping back and forth I'll send it to you and you can pass it on to the winner. I'll add a lanyard before I send it out. Anyone want to throw in a bead?
