Expat stonewashed cmp-20cv can opener with a distal taper, sculpted micarta scales, quick-release-molle-backed-kydex-leather hybrid sheath, in fixed AND folding version. Optional CAT or sof-t tourniquet, side scan depth finder, single or dual exhaust. Scales are interchangeable with the Junglas and Cleaver. Death waiver signature required at purchase.
I don't think that's right. My first sergeant always said there was a pork chop in every can. And he was a smart SOB.
C'mon y'all... Expat created his own production company. His plans are to make ESEE themed commercials for his line using sheep, midgets and over priced beard balms.
First of all... I'm lost in thought because I watched that entire thing in complete awwwe. Second... "I'm poppin bottle like what" is going to be in my head all day, and there is not a soul here I can show that too.. Third.... It was a fancy looking yard however at 0:31 over Left Cheek's shoulder you can see a nasty yellow spot, I have none of those!!!
Oyster knife/bottle opener with built in toenail clippers can't be hav'n scraggly look'n toenails while shucking oysters drinking a Cold one in flip-flops
I tried to google sammitch cutter and got all sorts of non-cutlery things. This could be revolutionary.