I love the funny reviews on Amazon. (Here's some: http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-amazon-reviews/) I'm starting a contest. Funniest/best cleaver review gets a sticker packet and some coins now and a free Libertariat when they are available. There's already a solid one posted courtesy of Odinborn. I'm the judge so we'll work something out. Maybe I pick the 3 I like the best and we vote on them. Or I just pick. Or, if no one really participates, maybe I don't give anything away. So, either get your creative juices flowing, or go find some acerbic witted wordsmith to write yours. But....go. https://www.amazon.com/ESEE-Knives-...&qid=1499427101&sr=8-1&keywords=expat+cleaver
I submitted a review. Unfortunately, it got rejected. I'm not sure if it was because I said it would be bigger than the infant circumcision trainer or bigger than the book Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes. Either way I tried. But on the plus side I did get a question posted and answered.
I reviewed it and amazon actually posted it. Managed to include this in the review. Anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough.
You guys are nuts! Bringing the ESEE Forum Mentality to the masses...and I don't think they're quite ready for that.
I tried to add a little Arfcom, Esee, and hot tub time machine to it. I forwarded the review to my girlfriend. She was um... Surprised. To say the least.
The crazy part is that Amazon has sold 11 cleavers since we started this contest. So we must be appealing to the disturbed demographic
I wuld like to see a review consisting of a cleaver and an 8' 2"x4". How long would it take someone to turn that pice of wood into a pile of toothpicks?
I've got a thick sketch pad, if I draw enough pictures, and you flip through it fast enough, it might work?