I'm Drew, and the details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
I'm the real Slim Shady and I'm standing up. I used to have a bunch of Esee knives but broke them all throwing them at trees.
You can call me Father, you can call me Jacob, you can call me Jake. You can call me a dirty son-of-a-bitch, but if you EVER call me Daddy again, I'll finish this fight.
Well I am Dane. Who would of guessed? . Not such a big fan of daylight.... BUT love running around and adventure in the dark Nothing like starting a camp fire and just hanging out
My name is James. I'm a N.Y. Rangers fan and every other teams sucks. Especially all those other Eastern Conference teams.
I'm from Vancouver BC Canada. I'm a trucker. I've done a lot of jobs in my life ranging from bike courier , car courier van courier, logistics to transportation to health care security and disaster response and management, security response team on the lock down units, fire plan trainer , chemical spill response trainer, As well running saw on the cutblocks and urband tree removal,and tree climbing windfirming etc. Currently I transport construction waste , concrete waste, and dangerous / hazardous goods. I'm a hard core outdoorsman, gear tester , climber, philanthropist, photographer , cast iron cook, 4 wheeler, very active in the local 4x4 community , it grounds me and gives me peace. I'm also a extremely high functioning Asperger's guy. I'm not the best in social situ's including online. I'm very rapid is both writing online and in speech. I often write stuff on the fly, and don't realize how it comes across until later. I rarely hold a job due to my mouth saying things as i see them. . Trucking has been a godsend , i've been over 6 years with the same company. The solo aspect of not being around people is a god send. it took me a lot to finally say this. thank you @Dagwood , for listening and encouraging me.
Hey Hey Hey! Name's Blake. I'm a Central Arkansas dweller that have been sniffing the crack out of Esee stuff for years now. Just like most of you, I love anything outdoors and enjoy spending time with the family. I really enjoy Great BBQ and am on a continuous quest to perfect my own. I'm always GTG, A++++++++, & completely freaking awesome.
How ayah name's Derek I'm an overweight, tattooed, bearded,unemployed outdoor enthusiast. lovin my knife lovin my life! Except the fact my Johnson gets smaller and my breasts get bigger every year
Holy crap Bushy! If it were for the Canadian thing you could be my father with that resume. He, too, suffered from mouth-itis and had a varied and colorful work history before taking up trucking full time.