I know. That’s our whole business model: assume you have to fight a mob with what you use in the kitchen. By the way, I’ll be posting the Expat Christmas ornament soon. (Thanks Deneen’s pottery!)
Santa doesn’t come to Austria. Something about you guys having a servant with a donkey and oranges or something like that as a tradition. He puts kids in sacks and beats them with a stick. I may have it mixed up but it’s something like that.
There is nothing AT ALL wrong with putting kids in a sack and beating them....IT'S CHARACTER BUILDING !!! Look at me...I turned out just fine...well adjusted and polite...I had plenty of beatings in the sack (do with that what you will )!!!
The 200% model might be nice as a .250 thickness and the 50% as a .125. Seriously... I'd take one of each. Maybe two... One for the kitchen, one for severing the limbs of my enemies.